Something's gotta give

How to pack a (carry-on!) suitcase, in a step-by-step slide show, courtesy of the New York Times.  Notes to self: 1) Invest in travel size Bumble and Bumble, for once.    2) Fear not the grouchy man who insists my suitcase is too big for the overhead compartment.  3) Hope a (nicer/single/attractive) man is available to jam it in for me.  And remove upon landing...