Guy with tortoise framed glasses (commenting on WiFi networks): There's a WashPerk left and a WashPerk right?
Me: Yes, I'm on WashPerk left.
Guy: Does it have to do with political affiliation?
Me: I picked the wrong one then.
Guy: Amused chuckle.
Me: Amused smile.
Choose your side (and connection) at your next coffee + snow day here.