Item #4: black shirt dress from Victoria's Secret, purchased two summers ago when I was way thinner (but still didn't look half as good as the size 00 model who made me think I might). Kaci questioned my selection, and I don't blame her; making this piece versatile enough to disguise as a new outfit for several more looks might be a bit challenging. Or I'll apply this mantra: tights, boots, tuck. Repeat.
Dear gym dude,
Please don't ask me out.
The girl who is actually working out (and not paying attention to you perform squats that you for some reason had to do right next to me.)
PS: But you, dude with neon yellow sneakers; please do.